Thursday, March 8, 2012

"No I want mom to do it"

This is a sentence we here often in our house.  It does not really mater what it is, but if I am home, I have to do it.  I think Chad has secretly trained them to do this. :)

Well tonight we were watching a Phineas and Ferb in mom and dads bed, before bed time.  Michael fell asleep before we could get a pull up on.  (We still wet the bed pretty much every night, on a side note if anyone has tips on how to prevent this, we are all ears)  anyway...Chad went to help him put a pull up on, and in a half asleep groggy voice he says...you guessed it "No, I want mom to do it"  The kid was asleep. :)  What a nerd.  We both just laughed and I put my hand on him thinking that would suffice but NO.

Chad went to pull the pant off and he again in a sleepy little boy voice "No, I want mom to do it"  So I pulled on a pant leg while chad pulled the other.  He is such a sweet kid, but even in his sleep Chad has him trained. ;)

Friday, March 2, 2012

Things we've learned from F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

We've been talking about it for a while, and we finally decided that through the duration of a few nights, brainstorming, and corroboration that we will finally get this list done and posted.

For those of you who DON'T know, Friends is a very funny show that started in the nineties and went for ten seasons (at the time it was the longest running TV series ever). So we thought that we could answer all of life's questions through quotes or situations found within this wonderful series. If you've seen the show and understand these statements you will have a wonderful time, if you're new to the concept you might laugh because of the oddity which we bring and share with the world :P

Here there are!  Things I've learned from FRIENDS.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S is not really an acronym

Unagi is awareness of all things around you; and you can get it in about 30 mins.

Anything white could be a ghost

30 year olds can pass for 19 with the right clothes.

Ken Adams and Regina Phalange are good cover names.

No answer is more sophisticated than: To-get-you-into-bed.

Spending 8 hours in a refrigerator box is enough to be forgiven of ANY discretion.

Trifles are "good" even with peas and onions.

You can make scary faces with scotch tape.

Clowns don't have heads

"Fine-d" is a really hard word to say

Only accept sugar-less gum from Victorias Secret models.

Never plug your ears, close your eyes and hum, with live poultry in the room.

Never discuss relationship issues over a "friendly" game of darts.

Just because someone chooses to live naked does NOT mean they do not have clothes.

Never go commando in another mans fatigues.

Every one should have big signs above the bed that say "MERGE"

The cushions are the essence.

Pizza boxes don't fit down the garbage shoot.

Chicken fat looks a lot like cider.

Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma.

Underwire can pick a locked car door.

Pigeons can make phone calls.

Dehydrated cantaloupe makes for a great foose-ball.

Denise could be Santa.

Planes do not need flanges to fly.

It's ok to fog a yeti.

Deers eat fruit from the orchards.

Skiing sounds like: "Shoop, shoop, shoop"

ATM alcoves are call vestibules.

There is a laundry song...  "uh oh... the laundry's done..."

Uberwiess impresses women.

Never buy an Encyclopedia unless you can afford the whole set. or just buy "V"




It's important to call it. (heads, or tails)



One of my favorites ^^